You are now Kanaya Maryam.
You are bleeding out.
Oh, Karkat won’t show up. He never does. It’s too risky, with the police looking for him, the previous owners of the Green Sun possibly having some bad feelings, and the current owners possibly resenting him. You’re only here to find out where to meet him.
But you’ll have to wait for the current singer to finish her set.
This could be a while.
Let’s be someone else.
oh shut up
wwhat is important johnny boy
is i shot her
for starters, you shot a cop!
relax itll be fin
if shes not a floater by now shell be soon
you’re a terrible storyteller, by the way.
wwhat are you talkin aboat
well, you had all that build-up!
and then you made me wait while you ordered your drink…
but you let it fall flat!
fuck you i tell great stories
Ancestor? You don’t have any ancestors that were in the mob. The very idea was ridiculous. Although, there was this mobster you looked up to when you were a kid. You modeled everything you’ve done after him.
But that’s not important right now.
You are doing just that. Sometimes, you like to walk along the docks on your way home. The peaceful sound of the waves helps you forgot about crimes and
Just WHAT is going on here? Is that Eridan Ampora? You’ve been trying to get him for ages! This could be what you need to bust him!
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. Currently, you are moving some SOPOR SLIME. You have to finish here quickly, though. You have to help your IDIOT COHORT get into a bar.
So that’s what you’ll do.